National Police Department Database
~God things are bad... you sit down at the old monochrome terminal, green, on black, green on black. Could they atleast change the color you wonder? Just what the hell is going on with this department you muse, those Cops up in Chicago have much nicer equipment then the shit you got to work with. Parked in front of a piece of crap computer that you can hardly read. Hadn't the Chief heard of Linux? Yeah, he had, But he was a lazy SOB. You don't have to wonder for too long where the hell all the money in the budget is going its all to obvious, the only thing you know is that it sure isn't going towards anything to help you do your job. The cursor flashes, waiting on you to type in the DOS command... DOS... Bill Gates wrote this crap when he was still living in his mother's garage... your fingers go to the coffee stained keyboard, and you begin... got to make do with what you got. After all, you have a whole goddamn city to save...~
Note: In case you did not notice, this page was intentionally made to look like crap to reflect the level of greed and corruption that runs rampant in the Most Police Departments across the nation.